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Bowling, The Wright Way - March 20, 1996
by Don Wright
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- No bowler has a single ball bag with his shoes wrapped around the
ball.
- Only old bowlers know what I mean in 1, above.
- When you're at an awards banquet, the same people are always first
in line for the buffet.
- Bowler's don't care if it's raining.
- The System of Bowling doesn't work.
- Women bowlers look better in bowling skirts than walking shorts.
- Men bowlers look better in pants, than shorts.
- Bad bowling is caused more by "bad bowling," than bad conditions.
- We have no idea what's in our bowling bag.
- The Brunswick World Tournament of Champions should be held at the
National Bowling Stadium in Reno.
- The Bowling Hall of Fame and Museum should be moved to the National
Bowling Stadium in Reno.
- The National Bowling Stadium in Reno should be better utilized and
publicized.
- Extra bowling balls have taken away the seating in the bowling circle.
- Bowling proprietors should accept responsibility for severely damaged
bowling balls.
- No Hollywood bowling movie has been any good.
- Pinboys made fewer errors than automatics.
- Only old bowlers know what I mean in 16, above.
- Neighborhood bowling centers were more fun.
- Some of the best restaurants are in bowling centers.
- There should be a life size statue of Dick Weber in the National
Bowling Stadium as the greatest bowler, ever and the greatest Ambassador
to our sport.
Copyright ©1996 Don Wright
Don Wright can be reached at wrightdk@vvm.com
Don Wright's Website - http://www.vvm.com/~wrightd
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