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Bowling, The Wright Way - March 20, 1996

by Don Wright

These Things Are True!
  1. No bowler has a single ball bag with his shoes wrapped around the ball.
  2. Only old bowlers know what I mean in 1, above.
  3. When you're at an awards banquet, the same people are always first in line for the buffet.
  4. Bowler's don't care if it's raining.
  5. The System of Bowling doesn't work.
  6. Women bowlers look better in bowling skirts than walking shorts.
  7. Men bowlers look better in pants, than shorts.
  8. Bad bowling is caused more by "bad bowling," than bad conditions.
  9. We have no idea what's in our bowling bag.
  10. The Brunswick World Tournament of Champions should be held at the National Bowling Stadium in Reno.
  11. The Bowling Hall of Fame and Museum should be moved to the National Bowling Stadium in Reno.
  12. The National Bowling Stadium in Reno should be better utilized and publicized.
  13. Extra bowling balls have taken away the seating in the bowling circle.
  14. Bowling proprietors should accept responsibility for severely damaged bowling balls.
  15. No Hollywood bowling movie has been any good.
  16. Pinboys made fewer errors than automatics.
  17. Only old bowlers know what I mean in 16, above.
  18. Neighborhood bowling centers were more fun.
  19. Some of the best restaurants are in bowling centers.
  20. There should be a life size statue of Dick Weber in the National Bowling Stadium as the greatest bowler, ever and the greatest Ambassador to our sport.

Copyright ©1996 Don Wright 
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